I'm Single, You're a Father w/ Alex Papiccio
Almost Adulting with Violet Benson
Violet Benson
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
What’s your craziest hookup story? And don’t leave out the juicy (or gross) details!
It’s probably one that involves a first date, dinner, alcohol, and some intimate moments that are either hilariously funny or morbidly disastrous. Whatever your story is, I don’t think it can even come close to the one you’re about to hear today. What about the time your boyfriend cheated on you, only for the girl he cheated with to end up pregnant? Today we’re talking about the things that should definitely be told to a therapist, but are honestly way funnier to tell on this podcast.
Today, we have Alex Papiccio! Alex is a social media personality, a comedic soul, a recurring guest, and one of Violet’s dearest friends. With their already developed chemistry, Violet and Alex dive straight into their hilarious hookup stories, Alex’s extremely hot boyfriend how their s*xual activities have significantly changed after living together, tips on how you can score a sugar (or splenda!) daddy, and why women need to stop doing “wifey” duties when they only have the “girlfriend” title. I know that one may have stung a bit, but it’s a reality check that we ALL need to hear sometimes. This episode is jam packed and will have you in tears - happy tears that is! Tune in now, besties!
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What to Listen For:
- 00:00 Introduction
- 01:12 “My boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me…”
- 10:28 Have you gotten an STD?
- 12:57 Tips on how to score a Splenda Daddy
- 19:48 Do you still get ready from d*ck appointment?
- 25:21 Setting boundaries for your alone time
- 29:26 Are you scared?
- 31:43 What’s your craziest hookup story?
- 45:12 Do you need sex toys or not?
- 48:26 What’s a pillow princess?
- 53:04 Doing wifey duties when you’re not even the girlfriend
- 59:39 What do you think about female best friends?
- 01:07:00 Work on your best self first
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | We went to a bar together. |
| 0:02.0 | I go to the bathroom and I come back and he's making out with somebody. |
| 0:04.3 | No. |
| 0:05.1 | This is how fucking low at this point my standards were. |
| 0:07.8 | You were waiting for him to finish. |
| 0:09.2 | I went to the car and said, text me when you're done. |
| 0:11.3 | And I drove him home. |
| 0:13.6 | And he slept at my house. |
| 0:15.1 | It's file events and your favorite meme queen in the big set you didn't ask for, but |
| 0:19.5 | Zeta, welcome to almost adult gang. |
| 0:23.3 | Almost, you're a adult gang. |
| 0:24.9 | Almost, a adult gang. |
| 0:27.6 | Are you ready? |
| 0:28.4 | Hi, everyone and welcome to a brand new episode of almost adulting with me. |
| 0:35.2 | Your host, your best friend and your big sister, Violet Benson. |
| 0:38.8 | So this week I am not going to even remind you what the show used to be called because |
| 0:43.8 | we are out with the old and in with the new say with the best seas almost adulting. |
| 0:49.7 | Welcome. |
| 0:50.7 | Hopefully you guys have enjoyed my Tuesday episode because it was amazing. |
| 0:56.3 | Tuesday episodes are now back in their called confession corner and not only do I include |
| 1:01.4 | you guys every single week in them where you call with your confessions on the week's |
| 1:05.4 | topic, but I also give you some tips like this week on Tuesday. |
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