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🗓️ 21 June 2022
⏱️ 30 minutes
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HERE ARE 3 SIGNS The D Is Smol </3 AND 3 WAYS TO TELL THE D IS HUGE! / This is probably one of the most hilarious episodes yet, no cap.
WELCOME TO CONFESSION CORNER BESTIES!!!!
Your weekly short bonus episode every Tuesday where I will be featuring YOU GUYS, the listener's, wild stories or questions surrounding the current month's topic. (you can submit stories/questions weekly via a call in number on the podcast instagram that I will be sharing this week! don't miss it)
Episode time stamps:
0:00-4:32 - I deliver some bad news. Kinda...
4:33 - 7:41 - Netflix & disappointment phenomenon - 3 signs the D is small
7:42 - 12:09 - Sign #1 (Dry humping test)
12:10 - 15:34 - Sign #2 (Too dirty to write it out on here)
15:35 - 18:45 - Sign #3 (Godly woman)
18:47 - 23:23 - 3 ways to tell if the D is packing (100% backed by research science. Kinda)
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0:00.0 | I figured the best way to restart these two episodes would be with what I learned this week |
0:06.0 | on tips to avoid ending up with a small weiner in your mouth. |
0:10.6 | Let's fucking go. |
0:11.6 | It's file events in your favorite meme queen in the big said you didn't ask for but |
0:16.0 | beat up. |
0:17.0 | Welcome to almost adult gang. |
0:19.8 | Almost adult gang. |
0:21.3 | I'm a adult gang. |
0:23.3 | Are you ready? |
0:25.6 | Hi, Vasees and welcome to another 5 minute or maybe not today. |
0:31.7 | Episode every Tuesday on almost adulting with me your bestie, your big sis and your host |
0:37.7 | Violet Benson. |
0:39.6 | My Tuesday episodes are for the bestsees who are not into podcasts. |
0:44.2 | Don't have the time to listen to full hour. |
0:45.9 | Just eat that quick little pep talk. |
0:49.6 | So right now do not forget to subscribe to my podcast. |
0:53.7 | Almost adulting so you never miss another short Tuesday episode or a full hour Thursday |
1:00.2 | episode or I've added now another episode on Sundays called blast from the past. |
1:08.7 | Yeah, we will now get three episodes a week for me, all different types of episodes. |
1:14.8 | Thursdays will be the regular episodes where they're an hour long and it's either solo |
1:18.6 | or interview someone to use the episodes. |
1:21.2 | You'll find out soon shortly what they're going to be about. |
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