“I’M SEARCHING FOR BIGFOOT”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever. Then a caller bakes cakes to prevent their spiral into chaos and a locksmith reveals their crooked business operations. There is a Band-Aid in the pool. I am gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's your name? My name is Snee.
0:02.8	Shnee.
0:04.8	Shnee.
0:05.9	All right. What's up? What's going on?
0:08.7	How can I get you today? What's happening?
0:10.5	Oh shit, I didn't realize I was talking to you. This is so surreal. I wanted to talk to you about my crippling Sasquatch addiction.
0:18.0	You have a crippling saa-sac squash addiction?
0:22.0	Yeah, like Sasquatch like Bigfoot. Well, how did you become addicted to Bigfoot?
0:27.8	Well, it became a very young thing. I was into finding Bigfoot and a lot of the those crypto-doology adventure shows.
0:36.2	So it is one of the more urban myths that I've come to, realization that it could be real.
0:44.8	Okay, you know I'm gonna hear you out on this why do you think that it might be real?
0:50.9	Well, okay, I don't want to be one of those people, but look at the history.
0:55.0	If we talk about real animals that are real, the cholanthropist, which was found off of Africa in the 1890s.
1:05.0	It's a really, it's a dinosaur fish to be honest.
1:10.0	We thought it went extinct, but then we recovered it in Africa in the 1890s.
1:15.0	The tape here, which was found in the 1920s, by South American adventurers.
1:24.0	How's it going?
1:28.0	And the tape here was found by 1920s, discoverers, and now it's in modern history.
1:38.4	I used to have a view.
1:39.7	Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
1:42.0	He's a big fuck.
1:43.0	He's a giant fucking monster guy.
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