I'm Sad For The Goose, Fabio | The Rizz crew dives into a bird roller coaster lawsuit and celeb fails from the past
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 167 minutes
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Summary
The crew dives head-first (like a confused bird on a roller coaster) into some legendary celeb fails like the “Fabio vs. Goose” story — a blast from the past that somehow turns into a heartfelt eulogy and a full-blown debate about animal sympathy and karma. Between the laughter and chaos, the gang somehow manages to feel genuinely bad for the goose… and maybe just a little for Fabio’s face, too.
From there, things spiral in true Rizzuto fashion — weird viral news clips, unhinged listener submissions, a tarot card reading, and the kind of accidental wisdom that only happens when the coffee hits just right. Expect tangents, brutal honesty, and more bird puns than anyone asked for.
🎧 Listen for: ridiculous viral moments, celeb fails, a woman suing Sea World after a duck hit her in the face, and that uniquely Midwestern brand of sarcasm you can’t find anywhere else, but on The Rizzuto Show.
Show Notes:
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Maggie Gallagher (aka Anya Summers) stopped by for a tarot card reading. Find out more about her services at https://www.mysticvalleystl.com/ and her spicy adult books at https://anyasummers.com/
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| 0:34.4 | All right, let's hit it. |
| 0:37.1 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:41.8 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:42.9 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:44.1 | Rurudo? |
| 0:44.7 | Rurudo? |
| 0:48.7 | Hey! |
| 0:53.3 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:55.3 | Hello. Hello. |
| 0:56.7 | It is. |
| 0:57.9 | October 30th. |
| 0:59.6 | Man, crazy. |
| 1:00.9 | I'm saying that. |
| 1:01.8 | It's crazy. |
| 1:02.7 | It's crazy. |
| 1:04.0 | October 30th. |
| 1:05.2 | Yeah, who knew? |
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