“I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doing kratom, a lady loves her goat centric job, and a final caller has regrets about monetizing his hobby.
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| 0:35.5 | Hello? Hi, how are you? |
| 0:39.0 | I'm eating carrots. I apologize. |
| 0:40.7 | You're eating carrots? |
| 0:43.7 | Yeah, I'm just snacking. Sorry about that. |
| 0:45.7 | That's okay. It's okay. You can do whatever you want. |
| 0:47.3 | You know, there's no rules. |
| 0:53.8 | Okay. I did not expect, oh my gosh, my heart, I did not expect to like, there my heart is being fast. I didn't expect to actually get through. |
| 0:59.0 | Um, what is your name? Um, uh, I'm gonna call you carrot. Oh, Sapphire. Okay, we'll go to. Sapphire. Okay, we'll go to. Sapphire. Um, uh, Sapphire. Uh, Sapphire. Oh, crap. What was I going to say? Sapphire. Have we ever spoken before, Sapphire. Oh, crap. |
| 1:11.5 | What was I going to say Sapphire? |
| 1:12.4 | Have we ever spoken before, Sapphire? |
| 1:14.5 | No, this is my first time. |
| 1:16.8 | Well, what's up, dude? |
| 1:17.9 | How's life? |
| 1:20.7 | Okay. |
| 1:21.5 | Life is real funny right now. |
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