“I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Hello. Hi. Hey. Is this Lyle? This is. What is your name? I'm Coco. Coco. What's up, Coco? How's life going? We're recording the show right now. Is that cool? Do you want to talk? Yeah, I saw. I was hoping I'd be able to get on, actually. Well, Coco, |
| 0:22.7 | what's going on? How's life? Well, long-time listener, first-time caller. Been waiting to |
| 0:29.4 | meet up for a hot minute. Rock and roll. Rock and roll. I often joke that I'm your oldest listener, |
| 0:37.3 | because I'm almost 40, but I did hear somebody |
| 0:40.5 | the other day who I think was 39, so that made me, that made me feel a bit better. |
| 0:47.5 | I think it's general, I mean, it's a lot of, I think, like, 18 to 25 year olds, but there's people all over the, all over the bend. |
| 0:57.5 | I mean, shit, we had a, I totally talked to some lady who was like 50 something and some |
| 1:02.1 | lady who was like 60 something. |
| 1:03.6 | So I would not say you're the oldest in the bunch. |
| 1:07.7 | Okay. |
| 1:08.1 | Makes me feel better. |
| 1:09.2 | Makes me feel better. |
| 1:10.4 | Well, I've gotten the pleasure of seeing you live a few times. |
| 1:15.7 | Wow. |
| 1:17.2 | I've seen you in Dallas twice, and I saw you in Orlando. |
| 1:22.2 | Oh, cool. Interesting. Two very not connected at all cities. |
| 1:27.1 | Yeah, no, not at all. I had a little condo in Florida |
| 1:31.0 | about an hour away from Orlando. So I was always kind of looking and hoping and praying that, |
| 1:37.9 | you know, you would somehow make an appearance there. So I had an excuse to drive out there. |
| 1:42.9 | Well, yeah, I'm glad you came. Yeah, I was just thinking about those shows, uh, not like those particular shows, but I guess that tour. And, um, yeah, it was, I mean, it was a good time. I feel very honored to have gotten to do any of that. But, um, you know, enough about me, Coco, um Coco you said that you are |
| 2:01.5 | I've been wanting to call |
| 2:02.8 | onto the show for a while |
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