I'm Hetero I Don't Know Those Sounds
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2025
⏱️ 169 minutes
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There's good news and bad news: Researchers claim they've figured out the secret to having a GREAT DAY. But . . . it involves math. Kinda.
The "Best Day Ever" equals . . .
6 hours with family.
Plus: 2 hours with friends.
Plus: 1.5 hours of extra socializing.
Plus: 2 hours of exercise.
Plus: 1 hour of eating and drinking.
With: Less than 6 hours of work.
Indulging in only 1 hour of screen time.
And no more than a 15-minute commute.
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| 0:00.0 | Sitting quietly once you've made the house all shiny. |
| 0:04.0 | Down time can be just fine, playing bangers from the 90s. |
| 0:08.0 | Tea break. |
| 0:09.0 | Lunch break. |
| 0:10.0 | Maybe listen to the outbreak. |
| 0:12.0 | Sometimes it's not time for some tombola, right? |
| 0:15.0 | It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time, or time to visit your nan time go on play some other time |
| 0:22.6 | put your phone down |
| 0:23.8 | Tombollah |
| 0:24.7 | Open for fun |
| 0:26.4 | Terms apply 18 plus gamblerware |
| 0:28.7 | org |
| 0:29.3 | Pst did you know |
| 0:30.7 | You can order mcdelivery deals |
| 0:32.1 | like the Feed the Family deal |
| 0:33.5 | from 1499 |
| 0:34.4 | That's four selected burgers |
| 0:35.8 | Two medium fries and two small fries. Who's in then? |
| 0:38.6 | Oh yeah, me. And me? |
| 0:40.7 | McDelivery. You in? |
| 0:43.3 | Delivery, from 11am. Subject to availability. Participation may vary. Delivery, customization and service |
| 0:48.0 | fee set by chosen restaurant apply. |
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