#2 Show | Yo Yoni Get Your Hands Off My Wife's Elderberries w/ Emilia Rizzuto
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2025
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
🎙️ Things get steamy, strange, and slightly spiritual on this episode of The Number Two Show!
Rafe Williams welcomes special guest Emilia Rizzuto for a conversation that starts with a laugh and ends with… well, a deep dive into the world of Yoni Massage. Plus, Rafe brings us the premiere of “Can I Be Your Third?” —a chaotic new dating game!
This episode delivers everything: laughter, confusion, awkward vulnerability, and more weird jokes about lard than anyone asked for. You’re not gonna want to miss a second of it.
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| 0:00.0 | Let's face it, more people are seeing UFOs, and some of these sightings completely defy explanation. |
| 0:05.0 | You have things that going hundreds of knots under the water, anti-gravity. |
| 0:07.8 | But it has to be something like our own secret tech, or maybe even adversarial, right? |
| 0:11.8 | So the claim that it's our tech, or that it's an adversarial tech, no, it is not. |
| 0:16.3 | This is Stephen Deiner from the hit podcast, UAP, and I have conversations like that every week as they keep up with all the latest relating to UFO topics. |
| 0:23.4 | Just search UAP wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:25.6 | As we continue to ask the question, are we alone in the cosmos? |
| 0:30.1 | Special guest, Amelia Rizzuto, the Can I Be Your Third Dating Game premiere, and the seductive art of Yoni Massoni massage all that and more today on the number two show |
| 0:45.2 | and welcome back to the show thanks again for being here i'm your host raf williams and to all |
| 0:53.3 | of my fans out there all of the bull patrol the poopoo monkeys the |
| 0:57.5 | Butnuggets the dingleberries whatever I decide to call you whatever it is put it in the comments that's a good way to trick the algorithm into engagement |
| 1:05.8 | What do you guys want to be called let me know and I'll consider. I'll take it to the next board meeting. |
| 1:12.0 | And by board meeting, it's the mirror where I just ask myself questions. And maybe we'll |
| 1:18.3 | settle in on an official, official fan club name and maybe licensed merch. Who knows? |
| 1:25.0 | Life's crazy. 2025 is getting wild and the number two shows getting wild. But right now I'm bursting at the seams to get this show started because I have a very, very special episode in store for you today out there, number two show fans. I can barely believe it. You're not going to believe it. |
| 1:45.3 | We're going to get into a section that I do every week that you're all familiar with, |
| 1:49.2 | but this week it has a little twist because this is the first ever. |
| 1:53.8 | 15 minutes with the Rizzes. |
| 2:05.5 | Hey, hey, what's that? |
| 2:07.8 | Do my eyes deceive me? |
| 2:10.0 | Double the Riz for the same price? |
| 2:11.2 | I am here where... Yeah, you're surrounded by Rizzes. |
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