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This is John. Your OG OK Storytime podcast hosts. And we got some delicious, juicy stories coming up. But if you want to hear that deliciousness, you know, just stick around for a two-minute break with a word from our sponsors. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. I'm headed for a divorce and my lawyer gave me the best news ever. Let's go! My lawyer gave me the best news ever. My female 38 husband, soon to be ex-husband, has been cheating on me. And he wants her instead of me. I'm probably naive because I didn't see this coming at all. Neither did we. By the way, this comes from 10, 17, 20, 25, and throwaway.

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I'm Riley. I'm Angie. I'm Keon. And we're here to give good advice goofily. That's it. Your job is comment down below, and we'll read them. As OPE continues, I was researching vacation options for our 10th anniversary next year.

And meanwhile,

he, male 39, was running around with another woman. She's either 25 or 27. Can't remember which?

They're all the same. You're over here being a travel agent and he's over there catching tail,

half his age. Yike. Zikey, Mambikey. Yeah, that's the saying, right? Yeah, that's what they say. I never thought heartbreak was this real. But he broke my heart. I've known people who have gotten a divorce and you have to live separately for a year before you can get a divorce. That's a certain countries, right? Is that right? I think some places, yeah. Yeah. Let me know this is in your country, everyone. But I wanted to be prepared. So I made an appointment with a lawyer now. It was probably the best thing I have ever done. Calling it, she gets with the lawyer. I think, I think maybe. Ming Ming says, the lawyer would be like, I'm pregnant now.

Yeah, I wonder if the lawyer like proposes. I actually didn't really get that when I said it. Oh, got it. But I think the lawyer might propose and that's the best news ever. What do you think, Keon? What? Oh, what do you think Keon? Sorry. Yeah, what did he say? I thought you said, what do you think young? And I was like,

what do you think, Keon?

I think she's getting a lot of money. Kian, sorry. Yeah, what did he say? I thought you said, what do you think young? And I was like,

what do you think Kion? I think she's got a lot of money and she's going to travel the world and be a boss. Just a boss ass B. Sorry, boss but B. There we go. That's good. I hope that

happens. She don't need no lawyer. She don't need no man. Period. She told me that in our state, alimony is forbidden if there's adultery.

Let's go.

Since my husband cheated, I wouldn't have to pay alimony. I was prepared that I would have to pay

out the nose. But I have proof that he cheated, that he gave me himself. I wouldn't have to pay him.

This was the best news I could have gotten. You stupid, stupid man, you've turned yourself in. How

little and stupid of you to do. Also, the living separately for a year only applies at no-fault

divorces in my state. Since I have proof

he cheated, my lawyer went ahead and filed on my behalf based on adultery. Technically, my husband

and I still live together. Our lease expires on the 31st and the countdown on our separation

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