I'm Gonna Melonball Your Balls

Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Nicole comes a hot mess about Leo while Rich drowns in Mets misery. From Bhad Bunnie at the Super Bowl to babies born with IUDs, awkward plane etiquette, trad life rules, and a vuvuzela 'what would you do' yeah, it’s one of those shows. Tune in, laugh, and share with a friend who needs the chaos.

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0:00.0	Hey now, let's do it.
0:01.9	I'm ready.
0:02.2	We're going to have fun.
0:02.8	We're going to have fun.
0:03.5	Let's, uh, I'm a little stressed.
0:05.5	There was a stressful day per usual, but it wasn't about Matt. Well, it was a little bit mad. Or the kids, it was about Leo. And it's a hot mess right now. Well, listen, don't have your kids in the room. Don't have them listen. and this is for adults only, but enjoy.
0:19.9	You've been warned.
0:23.3	What's your name?
0:24.4	What's your name? Listen, this is for adults only, but enjoy. You've been warned.
0:24.1	What's your name?
0:24.9	Ellen.
0:25.8	Cool mind.
0:26.8	Becky. Ah, ha.
0:28.1	Ah!
0:28.6	Baby!
0:29.4	Ah!
0:29.6	Daddy!
0:30.6	Ah!
0:31.6	Ha!
0:32.6	Gee!
0:34.6	On the fucking bitching!
0:44.9	Hey.
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