Welcome to Rachel uncensored. One of the few places on the internet that you can find an

uncensored version of me. Hello, I'm Rachel and welcome back to another solo episode. The only

other place on the internet that you can find an uncensored version of me is the other podcast I have,

sweet and salty sisters, also known as SAS, with my sister over on, over on

Patreon if you want to check that out. The link is down below. But if you just want to listen to me here,

that's fine too. I don't know why. I don't got much to say. I just ramble for 30 to 60 minutes. And some of y'all stick around.

Okay, enough talking about me as the joke of the day. Let's go on to the actual joke of the day.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seems surprised.

You get it? Because when your eyebrows are raised, you look surprised and she drew hers too high. So she looks surprised. It's a joke. It's a joke. I don't know.

I also like, I just look up joke at the day online. And I've gotten to the point where I don't

remember what I've said already. point where I don't remember what I've

said already. Whoops. I almost read one. Why doesn't a scientist trust an Adam? Because they make

up everything. And I was like, have I read that before? I can't remember. Well, if I hadn't,

you just got two jokes of the day. You're ready. You're welcome.

Okay, moving on quickly because no one wants to hear any of that. Affirmations for a badass.

Are you ready to hear your affirmation for you, your little fucking badass? You can do it.

You're fucking strong. These are my own affirmations. I'm loving it. Okay, here's what my deck of card says for today. Happiness is a choice. Today, I choose to be over the fucking top

happy. Obviously, terrible things can happen in your life that can make your day, which is bad or whatever.

But happiness of broad way to say it is, yeah, it is a choice. Your mindset is a choice. How you choose to react

to things is a choice. You can look at all the negative things in your life and dwell on those.

Or you could look at all the positive things

and be really grateful and then be like, okay, how do we make those negative things go away or switch

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