Despacito. The thing is, that could be in English, and that's still how I would sing it.

Welcome to Rachel Uncensored, one of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored version of me.

Hello, I am Rachel, and welcome back to another solo episode.

We'll probably have Ms. Abigail on next week, but for this week, you just get another little

old me. Aren't you lucky? Blaz is walking around. Buddy, you want to settle? No, you're just

going to go hide behind the couch? Okay. For those who listened next week

and might be intrigued but haven't watched my blog channel, I have figured out what the leak in my

office is, and I've talked to my neighbor, and I'm on the verge of fixing it. Hopefully by the time

this episode airs, I'll have the majority of it, if not all of it, fixed. But I thought you

might want a little update.

Okay. But let's start this bad boy, shall we? Let's do the joke of the day, which I haven't looked

up yet. Why have I not looked it up? I don't know. Here you go. Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They might crack up. Ha ha ha.

Yeah. Eggs are expensive. That's the real joke here in the States. The price of our eggs.

All right. You know what I'm in desperate need of? A badass words of affirmation. So let's pick

from the deck and see what we got. This one says,

I am fucking powerful. I am. And I believe that. Say that. Look in the mirror and say,

I am fucking powerful. I think these bad affer, wow, I can't say affirmations. I think these badass affirmations are just normal affirmations that they put cuss words into.

And I'm not mad about that, not even a little bit.

I love a good cuss word.

It's actually, I'm quite impressed by me that I am able to just turn on and off my cussing because I I feel like I'm a normal adult.

I cuss a lot. It's part of my just vocab. But because of my years on the internet and just

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