Well, it was interesting because I, when I sent the email, everything I had said about me being an in-cell and stuff was true, but in the past week, I actually lost my virginity.

Oh, dude. What?

Dude, this is awesome. I feel like this is like, you know, in the news when they're like, this just did.

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A lot to cover today.

We are speaking to a man who reached out with the subject

line. I'm an in-cell and I have sex with furniture and I can't stop. So we are going to

dive into this man's story and we've got the guests on the line and thank you so much for being on

today. Thanks so much for having me guys. I'm really a big fan of the podcast. And I'm a bit nervous, but I'll try my best and not like stutter. And I don't know, I've never done anything like this. So we'll see how it goes. You're good, dude. Thanks for coming on. Yeah, you've come to the right place. I think most of our guests have never done anything like this before, but we appreciate you guys for, you know, being so vulnerable and sharing your story. In this case, there's a lot to cover. I'll be honest, I've never been so stumped in the beginning. Do we start with in-cell or do we start with sex with furniture? But no, I think, I think let's talk about

this term in-cell. And we've talked about this on the show before, obviously, extremely

controversial subject. But can you just describe your journey? Because I think it's a good place

to start. You said that you're currently in college in the email, that you've been alone your

whole life and you identify as an in-cell. Can you just tell us what that means to you being an

in-cell and how you found that community? Yeah, so I don't know. I guess like since I was a little

kid, I always felt pretty different from other people, like, left out.

This was a feeling of, like, being inferior even before I had words to describe it.

And throughout school, there were some girls that liked me, but I kind of always, like, messed it up.

And I always found a way to, like, self-sabotage or like chicken out out of

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