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🗓️ 5 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The first dart sank clean into the bear's shoulder. |
| 0:05.0 | We'd gotten lucky. |
| 0:07.0 | The wind had dropped, the snow crust was firm, |
| 0:10.0 | and the animal had wandered close enough to the coast for us to approach without risking thin ice. |
| 0:16.0 | Five months into the season, we'd all develop the same quiet rhythm of professionals who'd |
| 0:22.1 | done this too many times to get nervous. DART, dose, weight, move in, measure, collar, |
| 0:30.5 | release. Routine. Only this one wasn't routine. |
| 0:42.2 | The bear swayed, shuddered once, then lay down without a sound. |
| 0:47.1 | Its bulk flattened the snow, steam rising faintly from its fur. |
| 0:53.9 | I gave the signal, and we crunched forward on snow shoes, our breath loud in the still air. Up close, it was a healthy |
| 0:57.1 | male, big paws, clean coat, thick with fat for the winter, textbook specimen. I'd already |
| 1:05.7 | pulled the kit bag open when Amara crouched by his neck and frowned. Uh, guys? |
| 1:13.6 | At first I thought she was pointing at scar tissue, maybe a healed wound. |
| 1:20.6 | Then I saw the band of metal half buried in fur. |
| 1:25.6 | The bear already had a collar, |
| 1:29.6 | and it wasn't one of ours. |
| 1:32.3 | This was old, brass gone green with corrosion, pitted and scarred, |
| 1:37.6 | as if it had been on there a long time. |
| 1:40.6 | The edges weren't machined, |
| 1:42.6 | they'd been hammered into shape by hand, uneven but strong, riveted |
| 1:47.3 | shut in a way that looked impossible to remove without breaking the animal's neck. And there, |
| 1:54.5 | etched into the metal, was a date. 1847. |
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