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🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a cave rescue diver. Most people hear that and pictures some Discovery Channel |
| 0:07.0 | documentary, dramatic music, divers swimming gracefully through crystal clear water. |
| 0:13.0 | That's not what it's like, not even close. |
| 0:18.0 | What it's really like is crawling through a stone throat that's barely wide enough for your body, |
| 0:23.6 | hundreds of feet underground, with water pressing in on you from every angle. |
| 0:28.6 | The ceiling scrapes the tank strapped to your back, the rock squeezes your shoulders until they bruise, |
| 0:34.6 | and if your light dies, you can't even see your own hands in front |
| 0:39.3 | of your face. Just black, thick and total, the kind of dark that makes you feel like you've |
| 0:46.3 | already been buried. We go in because people get stuck down there, amateurs, weekend thrill seekers, |
| 0:57.1 | sometimes tourists who thought a guided tour meant they could just keep going once the rope ends. If they're lucky, they panic and turn back |
| 1:03.7 | early. If they're unlucky, I get called in. I've had grown men claw at my mask in blind terror, ripping out their own regulators |
| 1:15.6 | because they swore they were drowning, even while they still had air. |
| 1:19.6 | I've had to haul limp bodies out by the harness. |
| 1:22.6 | Lips blue, lungs full, their face is so swollen with water, it's like they were trying to scream |
| 1:29.1 | the whole time. |
| 1:31.0 | I've even found one bloated and wedged in a rock fissure, so tight, it took two hours just to free |
| 1:37.3 | him, skin peeling under my gloves as I pulled. |
| 1:42.1 | That's the job. |
| 1:43.7 | That's the reality. You breathe slowly, you move slowly, and you |
| 1:49.5 | pray that nothing goes wrong, because in those passages even the smallest mistake can kill you. |
| 1:57.7 | But all of that, the panic, the corpses, the claustrophobia, feels like child's play, compared |
| 2:04.8 | to what happened last night. |
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