0:00.0	All shit.
0:04.0	All right.
0:05.0	All right. Thank you, everybody. Today's a good one. We are in good spirits. I got a son. Very fulfilling. I've been apartment hunting. I tell, I'll call them. I'm outside. Hey, I'm outside. Let me get it. And they're like, you have to fill out an application. I'm here right now. Let me have it. I don't know whether to tell them I'm a comedian
0:39.3	apartment hunting and then they look me out and they go no no no no no don't that emman come on
0:44.4	I pay rent you like money what you want anyways dates toward dates I got to pay the money
0:51.2	these kids are expensive come to the the shows. You have been.
0:54.8	We're selling shit out now.
0:56.2	I wrote it on my vision board and God bless me.
0:59.6	March 12th, Indianapolis, Indiana, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Louisville, Kentucky.
1:04.2	These are different dates.
1:05.2	I'm not doing them all March 12th.
1:06.7	Just go to my website.
1:08.8	Indy, Fort Wayne, Louisville, Cincinnati, Toledo, Albuquerque, San Antonio, Grand Rapids.
1:14.7	Grand Rapids, give me a fucking ticket link.
1:16.8	I'm at Dr. Grins.
1:17.7	Fanbase, harass them.
1:19.1	I've asked them for a ticket link six times now.
1:21.4	Did they give it to me yet?
1:22.1	I think we do have it.
1:23.0	Oh, shit, I'm talking.
1:24.7	They're a great club.
1:26.0	Go get tickets. I didn't say any of that.
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