0:00.0	all shit
0:02.0	Hi everybody
0:04.0	Hi everybody Thank you so much I I love you all. You guys have been selling out my show. San Antonio sold out. That's dope. Might add another night. Upcoming March 10th, we have Ontario, California, Ontario Improv. And then we got Indie, Fort Wayne, Louisville, Louisville Cincinnati Toledo Albuquerque San Antonio
0:42.1	Man you know good look Grand Rapids Hartford Connecticut Albany Syracuse Los Angeles May 11 Netflix is a joke festival that's a big Go to that. I do spots all the time in Los Angeles, but it's very rare. I get to run my hours. So if you want to see the whole enchilada and all these new uncircumcised dick cheek jokes, dick cheese. I said dick cheeks. Now does anything wrong with that, you little fruit loops.
1:12.6	May 16th, San Diego, California.
1:15.5	June 1st, Burbank, California.
1:17.9	June 13th, 14, 15th.
1:19.6	Ticklink is live now.
1:20.9	Tempe Improv.
1:22.3	That's a big one.
1:23.5	Let's make me look good because that improv is like Coca-Cola.
1:26.5	They're the biggest.
1:27.7	Let's sell that bitch out and then I'm in there.
1:30.7	I got diaper bills.
1:32.2	Let's get me in there.
1:33.9	San Jose Improv, June 19th.
1:36.2	Virginia Beach.
1:39.0	Yeah, dates, dates to come.
1:40.9	I'm always booking more.
1:41.9	Everybody keeps asking about Portland.
1:46.2	That's coming. I do it every year i'm you know i'm coming back and uh i love you all thank you you show up to my shows you're not
1:53.2	even my friends you're my way i said it wrong you're not my fans you're my friends you're my family
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