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Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

5th Gear, Road Trips, Comedy, Leisure, Top Gear, Improv, The Grand Tour, Automotive, Cars

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jonny tries to get Richard to go splits on a weird old car with glass doors. Also in this episode, Nights In White Satin, Jeff Bezos dropping off his resignation like an Amazon driver, the rank incompetence of Thomas the Tank Engine and Postman Pat, Covid vaccines that sound like crap cars, and why don't women email this show? Plus, the glacial depreciation of Toyota Land Cruisers, the fear of swimming near massive ships, the never-seen AMG GT four door, and the secret petrolhead life of Captain Sir Tom Moore.

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0:00.0	I'm Johnny Smith.
0:01.3	I'm Richard Porter.
0:02.3	Welcome to Smith & Sniff, I've podcasted with two friends talking about cars and also
0:07.4	Model Railway Danger.
0:09.9	Do you know, I've woken up this morning with a song in my head and I've already played
0:18.2	it three times, really, I'm so down with Knights and White sat in by the Moody Blues, just
0:25.3	think it's a stunning song.
0:26.6	I've heard it three times now and unfortunately my wife can't stand it and I just don't
0:33.2	understand how anyone can not appreciate that track so I've had to stop listening to it.
0:39.2	I do.
0:40.2	Come on, Richard.
0:42.2	I'll have to go and listen to it.
0:44.2	Oh, it's brilliant.
0:45.2	It's the only time since I've heard it but I feel like it's syrupy, isn't it?
0:50.5	It's a made-see, one of the only songs I can think of which is a fully acceptable flute
0:55.1	so low in it.
0:59.1	So low flute is allowed beyond this point.
1:02.0	Okay.
1:03.0	Just listen to it at some point today.
1:05.4	It's just bloody interesting.
1:06.4	The problem I have with that song is that I know it's Knight's N-I-G-H-T.
1:09.6	Yes, yes.
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