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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. Guns, guns, guns and guns. Guns, guns! Guns, guns! We have so many guns. We have even more guns than we have done podcasts about guns. That's a lot of guns. So today, I want to go over the arguments the gun lobby has thrown at us for years. And a few new ones that are surprising in their assinity. Guns are like cars! Cars kill, too! How are guns like cars? I mean, I drive my car to work. I mean, I guess I can drive my gun to work in my car. And if I'm in the wrong mood and have my gun in the car, I'll be on the news. You've been on many stages for many years. This is the most unsettling thing you've ever seen. Cars are transportation. They move people, goods, and Uber

eats. Cars save lives by filling my tummy with pizza. Guns can't deliver your package from the

weed store. Ha ha. So you're wrong. But okay,

let's go with it. If guns are like cars, let's do yearly registration national ID number,

safety test rules, hours of instruction, I test license, which gets taken away if you get a DUI

and mandatory insurance. You in? Boom! Argument over. Oh, and guns kill more than cars as of last year. Number two,

criminals don't follow laws. Cool, then I say no laws. That will end all crime. If we have zero

laws, I'm sure America will be a crime-free, free-range unicorn-raising utopia. Hey, morons,

Texas has almost no gun laws now. And 19 kids and two teachers were slaughtered.

And 80% of all mass shooters got their guns legally by following laws.

Idiots.

I'm finished with this guy.

Number three.

We needed to defend against the government.

We needed to defend against the government. Number four. I need it to defend my home. Okay, but statistics and numerous studies

show that if you have a gun in your home,

you are three times more likely to shoot yourself or someone in your family.

And trust me, with my family, I so get that.

In fact, in the New England Journal of Medicine, the studies show that states with the highest gun ownership

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