I Knew I Heard a Boner
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 146 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 4, 2026: Ice dildo anniversary. Mud butt. Everything you wanna know about Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
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| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.3 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah. Kind of snuck up on me here. |
| 1:01.3 | I didn't get a chance to do all my exercises. |
| 1:04.6 | What kind of stuff do you like to do? |
| 1:06.3 | I stretch my mouth out. |
| 1:07.9 | Oh, I have seen you do that. |
| 1:09.9 | Anyone gotten any ideas how I could... |
| 1:13.1 | I wish, but no. |
| 1:16.3 | Didn't get a chance to do my mouth exercises. |
| 1:19.7 | So hopefully this isn't a total disaster. |
| 1:22.6 | A wonderful thing. |
| 1:24.1 | Thanks, everyone, for tuning in. |
| 1:26.5 | Welcome to the show, the 93X Half-Ass Morning Show. She's a foggy bastard out there. My goodness. It looks cool. Yeah, that's one of the most foggy, I think I've ever, I was going to ask you guys if it was still bad that I've ever driven in. It was like the Star Wars Dagaba system out there. Just waiting for Yoda to come out and give me some good advice. That was really |
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