I Just Quit My Job, What Should I Do Next, “Spence-sei?????” feat. Josh Johnson and Larry Owens

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this live, two-guest episode of Adulting, Michelle and Jordan talk to comedian and writer, Josh Johnson, and actor and writer, Larry Owens. Michelle and Jordan learn why Josh is scared of teenagers, and Larry shares his secret to home décor.

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.3	Are people allowed to ask other people how they're doing now?
0:09.6	Like, you know, the casual like, hey, how's your day going?
0:12.1	Oh, God, I hope not.
0:13.4	I'm so over it.
0:14.3	You know what I mean?
0:15.5	I don't mind going deep, quick.
0:21.5	Let that submarine hit the flow.
0:24.1	Boom.
0:26.0	Why am I like this?
0:28.0	Somebody asked me how I was doing the day.
0:31.3	Roe v.
0:31.6	Wade, this is like some PA.
0:33.4	It's like, how's your day going?
0:35.1	It's like, what?
0:36.7	What do you mean?
0:38.3	Have you picked up a phone?
0:39.5	You don't have a vagina.
0:40.6	You're okay.
0:41.7	It's like, okay.
0:43.1	Hey, I also am my mother's son.
0:46.7	So that's what so.
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