Do You Need to Wash Your Dishwasher? feat. Sarah Cooper
Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2022
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.7 | Let me ask you a question. |
| 0:07.8 | You were just flying cross country. |
| 0:10.2 | What percentage of people was wearing masks? |
| 0:11.9 | I want to know. |
| 0:14.1 | 20%. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.7 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:20.4 | Flight attendants, no. Pilots, no. Everyone next to me? Pets. Pets, no. Pets, yes. Service animals, yes? Lizards, yes. Now, that was the demo I didn't think would do that. Yes, yes. Oh, my gosh. You're just in that tin can. She was flying across America. I know. It's a little weird. And just like Seale says, you're never going to survive unless you get a little crazy. In the words. Never going to survive. I know. We can't afford it. But Heidi Kloom can. So, yeah, it's a whole new world. Oh, my God, Michelle. I'm going to put my mask on now. |
| 0:54.7 | Just give me a second. |
| 1:06.3 | What's up, everybody? |
| 1:07.2 | Welcome to Adolting. |
| 1:08.1 | I'm Michelle Bito. |
| 1:08.8 | This is Jordan Carlos. |
| 1:09.9 | We have Sarah Motherfucking Cooper on the show, and she is amazing. But before we get to her, we're going to chat a little bit because I got a lot of stuff in my chest that I need to get off my titty. Jordan, you okay? Why did you start looking at your shoes? Why did I start looking at my shoes? Am I looking at my shoes? |
| 1:30.9 | I'm not. It looks like you were just looking down. Look like you're avoiding eye contact. |
| 1:35.2 | I'm always making eye contact with you. Oh, okay. It was a bit. |
| 1:41.6 | Hello, Michelle. Listen, yeah. I'm really happy that you actually are going to use my barber. |
| 1:49.2 | Yeah. You know, husband has been cutting our son's hair and he shouldn't because he's not a barber. |
| 1:51.6 | And it's one less thing we can argue about. |
| 1:57.1 | Do you know, it's getting better to go out in the wild. |
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