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Therapy Gecko

“I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Is this the gag?

0:04.0

Yes, who is this?

0:05.0

Uh, we'll just, we'll just call me T.

0:09.0

T? How old are you, T?

0:11.0

18?

0:12.0

Well, what's up, T?

0:15.0

Not much, I was just about a load of bowl.

0:20.0

Um, how can I get you today, sir?

0:24.0

Uh... How can I get you today, sir? Uh, I kind of got this, uh, I kind of got a really weird story.

0:28.0

Um, so,

0:32.0

fuck, it's weird, I've never told anybody this before.

0:35.0

So when I was, when I was 15, I went to this hospitalings with my dad and like right as my parents were getting divorced so he just kind of wanted to like take us out and do stuff and like fucking we go to this hospitals with springs with my cousins and my female cousin that we have

0:58.2

she like she uh like we went with them or whatever we were like fucking we were like you know it was like a hospital like a pool and like a

1:07.3

hot next to and all the kids would like go into a fucking pool and I was so kind of you

1:11.8

know young and she told me that I looked hot and I was so like brought off by that

1:20.0

And like it took me back a little bit and and I just fucking, like, I don't know, thought about it for a minute.

1:26.0

And the fucking, like 20 minutes later, she came back up to me and like told me wanted to, you know, do the deed.

1:36.8

And, uh, basically, show her story, short story, later that night, you know I did the deed.

1:47.0

All right now what's your name, T, yeah.

1:53.7

Yeah.

1:54.7

Look, look, I'm more than happy to have this conversation with you, but I just like human

1:59.8

being to human being.

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