“I AM A PROPHET”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses. Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs. Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This call is being routed by Google.
0:02.0	The cost of this call is 10 cents per minute.
0:05.0	Hello?
0:08.0	Hello?
0:09.0	Hi, what's your name?
0:12.0	Dan. Dan.
0:14.0	Dan.
0:15.0	Where are you calling me from?
0:17.0	This is a crazy number.
0:18.0	Oh, I'm calling from an undisclosed location in Asia.
0:22.0	You're in Asia right now. from an
0:25.0	undisclosed location in Asia. Yes.
0:27.0	Um, well, you sound, um, European?
0:38.0	Yeah, yeah, I can have family from there.
0:39.7	Oh, okay.
0:47.0	Um, all right, so wait, you are a European in an undisclosed part of Asia. Well, we got, all right, now that that's out of the way.
0:52.0	What's up, Dan, how can I get you today?
0:55.0	What do you want to talk about?
0:57.0	Well, there was the time I got declared a profit while incarcerated.
1:04.0	You got declared a profit while incarcerated.
1:10.0	Yes.
1:11.0	Okay. The floor is yours, okay. The floor is yours Dan.
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