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Slack.com slash DHQ. Hey guys, it's Theodore again, back with an update starting off

with my last post. As I said, I'm on a job currently. So originally I wasn't meant to

be back so soon, but after the feedback I received from my last post, as well as the current

predicament I find myself in, I thought there would be wise to keep myself occupied

as I sit here waiting in my motel room. To start off with, I'd like to tell you how

I received jobs from the government and the different types of jobs that I received.

I'll receive a text on my work phone when I have a job for me. These texts consist of

simply a few words, each word standing for the type of job that this is, as well as the

pay involved. Let's start with the job types. NU stands for non-urgent, meaning I can

choose whether I want to accept or not. I want to accept a job or not, I'll send back

a message reading simply the letter A for accepted or U for unaccepted. Now these jobs

typically consist of shuing away non-dangerous cryptids such as the more passive species,

fae, maybe a gnome problem. In other cases, it's low-risk extermination jobs such as burning

the nest of dog roaches. Yeah, dog cockroach hybrids or try to goblins attempting to settle

the area. Next type of job would be MI. MI stands for moderate importance, meaning low-risk,

still could be dangerous. These jobs are typically given when individual dangerous cryptids are

small groupers starting to settle in an area, nothing to be cryptid to breed or create more

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