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MrCreepyPasta's Storytime

DON'T Ask Your Doctor If Smilatrex™ Is Right for You! by Jordan Grupe

MrCreepyPasta's Storytime

MrCreepyPasta

Fiction, Arts

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2022

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Effective for depression, anxiety, even thoughts of self harm can be allayed by its formula.

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0:00.0

The all new Honda HLV Hybrid is a very good looking car.

0:04.5

So here we are on the radio where it's clean lines can't distract from its other qualities,

0:10.4

like its spacious interior, advanced safety features, a standard connectivity, oh hang on.

0:16.7

Are some of you searching online for a picture of it?

0:19.2

Okay, it's gorgeous, but you know what? Go to a showroom, see it in person, maybe even test drive it.

0:25.8

It's not all about looks, Honda, the power of dreams.

0:32.0

The woman entered my office uninvited. Maggie was sick at home or she would have sent her on a

0:37.5

way, and again I got the feeling even Maggie couldn't have refused this woman. She had a look of

0:42.5

determination in her icy blue eyes. Her short ash blonde hair was swept up to the side stylishly

0:48.8

and she carried no-versize bag with her. Immediately I recognized what she was.

0:54.3

I'd seen enough of her kind of my time. A pharmaceutical rep.

0:59.3

Dr. Bob, she said, reaching on her hand. I took it, gave it a plate shake. I'm Lisa from

1:05.2

Rendex pharmaceuticals. We've been trying to reach you by telephone but never quite managed to

1:09.6

make contact. Probably because my secretary had been doing her job, I thought to myself.

1:15.2

She always screamed in those sorts of calls. I had no interest in being a shill for a drug company.

1:20.0

My apologies I said, but what can I do for you? She said her large black bag on the reception count

1:26.4

are next to where we were sitting and began to pull out sample packets and brochures.

1:31.3

The phone began to ring loudly at the desk. I wanted to answer it but the woman that already

1:35.0

began her pitch. Well that's just it Dr. Bob. It's not about what you can do for us but what we

1:41.2

can do for your patience. Here we go, I thought. She opened up a brochure and began showing details

1:48.0

from inside its glossy pages. Speaking persuasively enough that I listened instead of

1:52.6

immediately sending her on her way, as I usually did, she was an extremely good saleswoman.

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