All right, say something to make me laugh, funny man.

So, uh, Mala's gonna see cucumber.

It's from that, from that movie Shark Tale, right?

Yeah, the movie Shark Tail.

Sharktail, working at the car wash.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Welcome to The Crunch.

The only podcast that knows that a bird in the stone is worth two in the fist.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick. A bird in the stone is worth two in the fists. It's your boy, Ethan. And I'm Patrick. A bird in the stone

is worth two birds in the fist. Yes. Well, because if you think about it, if you're going to come

home to your papa and it's 836 and you live on the island of Glagoosh, right? And you find

a bird. We got a Welsh clansman here. You find a bird lodged in a stone.

Be like, look, papa, a bird lodged in a stone.

Or it probably sounds something like this.

I was going to say, I was going to say this, this Anglo-Saxon man sounds a lot like an

1800s British person, not.

Yes.

As opposed to if you come home to your papa and you have two birds in the one hand, I mean, everybody did that. How are you going to hold both those birds? One of them is going to escape. And then you have a bird that's not in a stone. That's what the saying means. Exactly. Right. I'd rather have the bird lodged in the stone, can't go anywhere, can't fly, than these two birds that are literally flight risks. I mean, this is, this is the, this is the thing that people don't understand. This is the, this is the, this is the poor man's mindset. A bird in the hand, a bird in the hand is not worth two in the bush and here's why. Okay. See, when you have two birds in the hand, that's all you got. When you got two birds in the bush, here's why okay see when you have two birds in the hand that's all

you got when you got two birds in the bush they could mate and now you're leveraging other

people's money to make passive income okay that's that's the rich dad mindset okay here's you got

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