"I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS"

Therapy Gecko

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass. Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s created, a caller with multiple boyfriends who might not know each other exist, and a caller who attempts to recreate his childhood bedroom as a way of basking in nostalgia to avoid the future. Also I am going on tour to 9 different cities in the fall to be a gecko and talk to people in person. Sign up with your email here to get notified about my tour dates: https://ffm.live/geck22 You don’t have to do anything ever. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello. How are you?
0:05.0	I am pretty good. How are you?
0:07.0	I am pretty good. How are you? I am a gecko on the computer.
0:14.0	Yes, that is true.
0:16.0	What's going on with your life?
0:20.0	You know, not too much.
0:22.0	I didn't really do that much today.
0:24.0	I still at home.
0:27.0	Adam, it says here that you have a pen cap stuck in your ass.
0:36.4	Yeah, I'm, if you couldn't tell I was kind of waiting for you to bring that up,
0:40.6	I didn't really want to.
0:42.4	Okay, why don't you tell me about this?
0:45.0	Yeah, so, Friday night, you know, having some me time and I have this pen. And you know, this isn't the first time that I have done something like this but you know I put I
1:08.0	used the pen and after the activities concluded I removed the pen and guess what didn't come out?
1:18.7	The cap of the pen.
1:23.0	Right. Okay, so you were, this was a sexual pleasure thing.
1:30.0	Yeah.
1:31.0	Okay. So you shoved the pen up your ass in pursuit of sexual stimulation and the cap is now lodged in there.
1:45.0	That's correct, yes.
1:46.8	Okay.
1:47.8	And how recently did this take place?
1:57.0	This past Friday night.
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