Hello?

Ray, what's new with you?

Actually, everything with you is new to me, because I don't know who you are.

So anything you could possibly say would suffice as an answer to that question.

Sure. I guess in the immediate, just sitting here watching the screen chill with chatting you smoking

cigar and drinking bourbon. Any particular reason you called in tonight?

I mean I had a shit story so give the people what they want right?

Oh yeah what's going on with your shit thing?

Yeah, so kind of keeping this kind of showed my hand before I, you know, said what's going on, but keeping a secret from my wife, she doesn't really know about it right now. We went to a wedding. It's been about

a year now and it was one of her best friends and I was pretty hung over,

I was having some stomach issues that night.

And just went to the restroom, you know, at the reception,

it was just, you know, going to take a shit.

And then all of a sudden it was, you it was pretty nasty.

It was I had a lot of work to do, you know,

and ended up clogging the toilet so bad

that it was kind of overflowing a bit but it wasn't one of those where you know you

know immediately it was going to happen like I flushed once thought it was going to be you know just a two

flush type situation so went to go flush again and it just started pouring out and

I panicked and just started pouring out out of there,

guarded out of the restroom, and then sat back down in my seat at the table,

just continued to eat food, because it's kind of of mortified didn't know what to do.

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