I Have A Cookie and I Don't Want To Say Anything

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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This week on Jackie and Laurie, startled by the audience, bankery shitheads, who is Eric Douglas, and c#nt-frontational. Comic of the Week: Ilene Yang @fattytrying (instagram) We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Jackie Cachie and Lori Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:07.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.3	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.1	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:19.7	Please talk I just show, the Jackie and Lori show.
0:22.3	Please talk.
0:28.6	I just, I just, I have a cookie and I don't want to say anything.
0:29.4	Oh, fair enough. Then, Kyle and I got here literally three minutes before you did.
0:34.3	Oh, man.
0:34.7	And we sat on your porch on the swing, and then you showed up.
0:40.4	So I have this to say my lift driver, because I took a lift over.
0:44.0	Oh, yeah.
0:44.3	Because Kyle's going to drive me home.
0:45.5	It's great.
0:46.7	But my lift driver flired me.
0:49.4	What?
0:49.5	Did your lift driver flyer you?
0:51.2	I took a taxi, Black History Cinema.
0:54.2	Oh, cool.
0:54.8	It's really cool.
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