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Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Why's the New York Times trying to get our tennis players to badmouth the United States?

Why?

We know why, but we'll get to that in just a second.

So here's a conversation

that came up for one of our local segments that I didn't know anything about. So locally,

where the Armstrong and Getty show broadcasts from the capital of California, Sacramento, California,

there's a bunch of people waiting in line in the dark and the cold, not cold by your

standards, rest of the country, but cold by our standards, waiting in line for a new Costco to open up. And I was mocking it. I always mock people who wait in line for things to open up. I just think the whole, I need to be the first one to try this new coffee shop or whatever thing is, just seems odd to me. Don't you have better things to do with your life? But I guess that's not just the sort of status I've never craved.

I'll just say that. seems odd to me. Don't you have better things to do with your life? But I guess that's not just...

It's the sort of status I've never craved.

I'll just say that.

No.

But apparently when a Costco opens up,

and we got a bunch of texts about this,

when a new Costco opens,

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