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Good Children

I Hate Birthday Parties

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY TO OUR FEARLESS LEADER: Andrew Thee Muscarella. Today we're talking all things birthday. PLUS: Meet Garrett!

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We've tried to start you this episode three times now.

0:02.8

Three different times in each conversation was, it just got worse and worse and worse.

0:07.2

All the interest bathroom habits.

0:08.9

Well, it wasn't even about my bathroom.

0:10.6

I mean, the last episode was about my bathroom habits, but it was just because I was letting

0:14.4

you know that I was experiencing stomach sensitivities during this episode.

0:17.6

Yes, and that's very, I think that's a normal thing that a podcaster announces to their listeners

0:23.1

before they begin the episode.

0:24.7

But I think that the listeners would like to know how we are doing in the current

0:29.0

moment.

0:29.3

So if they know during this entire episode that there's rumblings in my stomach, they might

0:33.6

be able to like put two and two together.

0:36.4

You know, if like, maybe I'm burping a little,

0:39.2

maybe I'm feeling something.

0:41.2

I think I put it really lightly that time, stomach sensitivity.

0:44.3

This time you did.

0:45.4

And I'm very happy because it was brought to a place of crab boil seven minutes ago.

0:51.3

It was brought to a spicy crab boil I was explaining.

0:55.0

And it had nothing to do with the fact that I've eaten crabs or had a boil recently.

1:01.0

But I'm going to leave it there because I'm recognizing after Joe made a comment that I shouldn't be always telling people what's going on down there.

1:09.2

That's not what I said.

1:10.4

You come to me pretty frequently.

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