I Gotta Get Me One of these Cyanide Tablets

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Double Threat returns for the Double Deuce with a rundown of 2022 New Year's Resolutions for the podcast as mandated by their network. Including - More Trending Topics! Make a 900 Number! Record a One Hit Wonder! Plus an update on the latest TeePublic email, the giant topiary chicken, and Brett's Lemon Delights. Also James Corden vehicular manslaughter, planning Cindy Adams' birthday party, RIP Betty White, RIP Joan Didion, Tom and Julie imitate each other, Carey Grant tries to buy a ticket for Urinetown, cyanide tablets, apartment birds, burlesque, McDonald's dinner party, packing a lip, what Charles Manson thinks of Ted Bundy, Rumpelstiltskin, Tom and Julie's sloopband, Goofus and Gallant and Gary, The Creep and the Cage, Hot Stuff, fencing, Julie's 3rd Grade performance of Oh! Calcutta!, David Crosby's turkey basters, red equals green, new britches, and attractive horrible people. CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE: *What Charles Manson Thinks of Ted Bundy https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQmakk *900 Numbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3Aj9p5KUs *John Stossel Interviews Wrestler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ *The Cherry Pie Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKt0EEwv6Q *Elizabeth from Knoxville Remix https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQqKVR LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever
0:03.5	Well, and that's reliable Bluetooth on printers that always works exactly how it's supposed to
0:09.8	Why is my computer? I talk to my printer. Why is my computer?
0:13.8	We've got to reboot both of them. Okay. It gets over
0:17.1	Why is my computer can I plug it in? No, they didn't make it with a cord this time because it's blue. It's like
0:23.1	Mm-hmm. Oh, we this always make it with a cord give us always give us the option to plug into a thing
0:30.0	Well, it's Bluetooth only we sound like we sound like the olds
0:35.2	Well, we sound like we're fighting a good fight. We're telling that we're not we're not cord cut
0:40.7	We are cord what's the opposite of cord cutters cord quarters cord lovers
0:46.8	Yeah, well, I'm a cordon lover. You know that I do know that when he's in that car
0:51.3	I just love it the things he comes up with are just I believe I will say this I don't know how long he's been doing that
0:58.5	Two those singing in the cars two years. No too long. I
1:03.4	Will say I do think it's a little weird how many
1:07.8	How many poles he's driven in yeah
1:11.3	He's a really bad driver. He's always like I'm on the wrong side of the road
1:16.8	And he just you wrapped that car around a pole just goes directly into a pole like it's like
1:23.8	You couldn't hit if you were aiming for that pole you couldn't hit it any better and
1:27.5	At a certain point you're thinking are you just trying to make tick-tock sounds of Cardi B going shit
1:57.5	Oh
2:08.0	Only in New York kids only in New York the words of who Cindy Adam's
2:14.5	Unless she's alive which
2:17.8	Reno it's still say please rest in peace because she seemed like she was a hundred years old back in the 80s Brett
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