A Double Threat Christmas

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Tom and Julie and Producer Brett celebrate Christmas 2021 by opening presents from listeners and from each other! Including a commercial for a Connecticut pawnshop, the Dilberito, a couple Cameos from major celebrities, the Boss at MSG, the spectacular highlight reel of a certain former Atlanta Hawk, and a special song! Also Tom and Julie dictate a new email for Brett to send to TeePublic. And Trump impressions, shame, artichoke dip, The Manchurian Grinchidate, broad references, Chess with a Skellington, Tom's lucky hats, xylophone songs, how to defeat death, Officer Krupke, Shrek the Musical, car pictures, oaters, The Seven Dwarves, Chit Chat I Was Wearing a Hat, Lydia Lunch vs Nardwuar, cats vs dogs, and West Wide Story vs Cats. CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE *Good Ole Tom's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k *The Dilberito Video Game https://archive.org/details/Dilberito# LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy
0:04.8	docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our
0:10.7	latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via
0:18.2	supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was
0:23.9	a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my
0:29.5	guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my
0:35.8	Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with
0:42.0	me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit
0:49.2	girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.
0:56.0	I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach nirvana
1:01.0	while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.
1:17.4	Look, everyone knows it's my gold. I'm trying to do a trump. You do eat your trump.
1:24.5	Look, everybody knows. Put them up. Put them up. You're doing that lately. And it's not
1:32.0	Let's try everybody. No, it's not Mike Pence. Mike Pence. See, now it is. Hang up. Hang up. Hi. Hang up. Hi.
1:40.0	Yeah, Mike Pence. I have. I just wrote a joke in my head that would belong to the truly tasteless
1:49.1	jokes book. Okay. Let's hear it. If Mike Pence were hung, Karen Pence would smile more.
1:59.2	That's a pretty good job. Where's my late night job?
2:19.1	Yeah, I've said this to you before. Just like Brian Wilson, uh, guess we just weren't
2:46.7	made for these times. If it was the 90s, with these dumb deals, they throw out, we would have
2:56.0	been on staff on friends, you and me. And then they would have given us a $10 million
3:01.4	development deal to figure maybe they know how the magic of friends. They would give us deals
3:09.3	based on our rapport or our rep our tape. And they'd say, but I'm sure there's a sitcom out of some
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