“I GOT ARRESTED”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

A caller gets arrested after hallucinating on acid, leading to a bout of positive life changes. Afterwards a caller can’t decide if they should marry or break up with their girlfriend and final caller dives deep into the niche toy market. What is the soup of the day? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	To accept press 1, to send a voicemail, press 2.
0:03.0	Hello?
0:05.0	What is your name, sir?
0:07.0	Call me Michael.
0:09.0	All right, Michael, what's going on with you?
0:12.0	Uh... What about three weeks ago? I got arrested. Okay. Do you want to tell me what you got arrested for?
0:24.0	Um, I, uh, I took a little too much like acid and I started like freaking out pretty much.
0:40.0	Did you do something illegal?
0:43.0	Yeah, I guess so.
0:47.0	Okay, do, I mean, you can tell me what it is if you want to.
0:51.0	Um... me what it is if you want to? Um, well, basically, the night started off fine.
0:58.4	I took, uh, I took three tabs, which is probably the most I've ever taken.
1:04.7	And towards like the peak of the trip, bro, that did not feel like three tabs.
1:09.7	It felt like a lot more.
1:12.1	And I started to get like super anxious and about like three hours
1:19.0	into the trip I started to black out and apparently I started like wandering around my neighborhood with my
1:25.9	shirt out or with my shirt off and one of my neighbors saw me and they called the
1:30.7	police and when the when the police came I started I guess resisting arrest and like I
1:39.5	I remember I remember thinking they were going to shoot me or something so I started running away and I went on someone's doorstep and I guess I started kicking in their door.
1:50.8	Were you alone when you took these three tabs of acid?
1:54.0	No, my mom was at home.
1:57.0	How often are you taking three tabs of acid?
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