“I FIST ON THE WEEKENDS”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A caller spends every Friday and Saturday night fist bumping strangers on a street corner for hours. Further call topics include a piss jar, a car filled with wasps, and a cat eating a used condom. Don’t make me turn this car around. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello? Hi. Hi. Hi. What is your name?
0:02.4	A Millie, like the little Wayne song?
0:04.4	A Millie, what's going on? How can I get you today?
0:07.6	Um, it's going pretty good. I got a lot of new shoes today and it's the weekend.
0:14.0	Anyways, I texted you. Like, I fist-bumped people on the weekend and people don't seem to get it.
0:20.3	You fist-bumped people on get it.
0:27.0	Yeah, like they think it's an entire social experiment thing.
0:30.3	Like I started recording myself because people were asking where the camera is.
0:34.0	I just like it. I like fishing people.
0:37.0	In what context are you fist bumping these people?
0:42.0	I just stand on a corner, I like get rid of it. are you just
0:42.8	just stand on a corner I like get ridiculously high and I just fist bump people like I
0:48.2	offer a fist bump it's up to them to take it. How long are you typically doing this for per session?
0:55.0	A couple hours.
0:58.0	10 to 1 typically.
1:06.7	So like three hours? Yeah.
1:08.0	So you're sitting there for three hours?
1:13.2	I'm just standing just getting high.
1:15.8	Yeah, and just people watching kind of.
1:18.8	It's like, interactive people watching.
1:20.8	Is it, is it the like where bars intersect? What city?
1:33.0	I'd like to not say, I can tell you privately, but I'd like to not stay on the phone because I feel like that would identify me.
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