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Guaranteed Human.

You know, it's a really good movie, but I didn't see any amputees.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

What?

We're all a little hungover from our Oscar parties last night.

We're big Oscar people around here. Oh, Lord. Did anybody watch a single second of the show? Nope. Yeah, I did. You did? Yeah. Good for you. Was your bride interested? Or were you driving that train? It was mainly her, but, you know, we watched it for the show, so to speak, get a little show prep. Yeah, good for you. And that's, yeah, the only reason I do most things is pay attention to most things is for the show. I have no idea once I'm done with this job if I'll pay attention to anything ever again. But I do pay some attention to the Oscars because it tips me off to things I want to see. Like I watched Marty Supreme only because Shalome was nominated for Best Oscar. I heard about how greatest performance was. Otherwise, I wouldn't have known about the movie. So we watched it over the weekend. We really, really enjoyed it. I highly recommended his performance is freaking unbelievable. He might be my favorite current actor. He's terrific in all the world.

You know, Sean Panu, one best supporting actor, is an amazing artist. He's absolutely crazy good.

But you know, it's interesting about stars. Excuse me. He's allergic to talking about this.

Yeah. Even talking about the Oscars makes him cough.

I'm trying to choke it out, but I can't. I'm choking on my hatred. No, but you'd think if you were one of the great gifted artists, you know, in your field, that would be enough. But everybody's also got to be a, like, top-notch political commentator. Right. It's kind of funny. This is not a spoiler alert from Marty Supreme, really, although it's a funny line, which kind of gets room if I replayed it.

I'm going to repeat it anyway.

He does an amazing job of pulling off as a noodle boy.

I had to explain that term to a whole bunch of people who had never heard it before.

The whole noodle boy thing is like a section of sex symbols that apparently a lot of

chicks are into, these really skinny metrosexual dudes like Salome.

He's dating one of the Kardashians, one of the hot Kardashian that like noodle boys.

He's clearly a noodle boy.

He's shirtless a fair amount in this movie.

Man, he is a skeleton.

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