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Childproof

I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 2

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This Part Two episode is dedicated to everyone who hates the timer as much as we do. This week, Gwenna and Tori continue the ‘I don’t make my kids do homework’ conversation by sharing their own personal stories and how that shaped the way they handle take-home work today. Then, they dive into the dreaded test days or what we like to call ‘just days’ because no one actually cares how your kid did in middle school math...we just want them to learn something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:06.4

down from 24 pounds with club card prices. Tis the season to let it flow responsibly.

0:12.0

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0:13.9

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0:17.4

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0:20.5

Hi, this is Child Proof by Betches Media. I'm Guenalichland and I'm Tori Phantom.

0:32.3

This episode is a part two and is dedicated to everyone who hates our timer as much as we do.

0:39.4

If you haven't listened to part one of this episode, it's cool the rest of this episode will make

0:44.1

sense, but it will make more sense if you've already caught the first half of the conversation

0:49.2

because we got through an episode and the timer made a stop and we weren't done talking about it,

0:53.7

so yeah, so we're going to keep talking about it, but before we do,

0:58.3

set the timer. Damn it! Listen, we can't do a four-hour episode, okay? I gotta have some lunch after

1:06.8

this. My kids have to have some lunch after this. Actually, my kids are at school, so yeah,

1:12.5

that's what I'm saying. Okay, so before we continue a conversation, I actually thought of a

1:20.3

funny story that I wanted to share because I just want to make everyone wait even longer to hear

1:25.0

the rest of our conversation. They've waited a week. You can wait 32 more seconds.

1:31.0

Okay, so when I was in high school, okay, I had this social studies class and I was failing it,

1:38.9

but I aced every single test. Every single test I would get a perfect score on, but I was failing

1:44.8

the class because the class had a big part of the grade was this homework and you would get this

1:52.4

homework pack at home every week and you were supposed to do one day of homework for every day

1:56.7

of the week. And I, being the angsty teenager I was, was like, why would I do any of this? I'm

2:02.0

acing all the tests. This is not worth my time. I'm not doing it. So I didn't. And at one point,

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