I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 1

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The kids are back to school... now what? In this episode, Gwenna and Tori celebrate (and commiserate) together about all things related to going back to school. From signing your kids up on six separate platforms to having an empty house all to yourself. But what happens when your kids return from school with a mountain of homework? Do you make them do it? For Gwenna and Tori, the short answer is no. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Spark your creativity with the Sims.
0:04.0	Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative
0:07.0	and you have to go in search of your creative spark again.
0:10.0	Maybe this is catching up with creative friends,
0:13.0	experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe
0:16.0	and thanks to the Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.
0:21.0	Ready to spark something? Download the Sims 4 and play for free.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to Child Proof by Betches Media.
0:37.0	I'm Tori Phantom and I'm Gwana Leyland.
0:40.0	This episode is specifically for everyone who intimately understands
0:44.0	the Christmas song that features the line,
0:46.0	Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
0:50.0	Oh, that is in my soul.
0:52.0	It is a core piece of my identity now.
0:54.0	I love my kids.
0:55.0	I also love that my kids go to school.
0:58.0	I love my children's teachers.
1:00.0	Yeah, I love them almost as much as I love my kids.
1:03.0	No, seriously, I know the second my kids are in school,
1:06.0	I am going to miss them dearly.
1:08.0	I'm going to get home, have the house to myself in silence
1:12.0	and go, what do I do with myself?
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