I’d Rather Be a Cowboy (Airdate 8/17/2022)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Glazed Donut Face.
Fantasy Wedding Theme.
Morons in the News.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
The Cost of Books.
Down the Rabbit Hole.
Talkback Callers.
Can You Believe This S***?
Single Guys Need a Pug.
From the Vault.
People Who Hated Their Name.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, we're back. |
| 0:01.3 | It's the Bob and Sherry show with Bob. |
| 0:03.6 | You are a delight. |
| 0:05.0 | And Sherry. |
| 0:05.6 | I am worshipped here. |
| 0:07.1 | And now broadcasting from the Palatial Bob and Sherry studios. |
| 0:12.4 | It's Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:14.5 | I'm not a big old believer or anything, but I was super glad to see Justin Bieber has recovered |
| 0:20.3 | and is back on performing again |
| 0:22.6 | after that terrible situation where half of his face was paralyzed. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was really having a tough summer. He's back in action, back on stage. |
| 0:33.1 | He looks like he's made, if not a full recovery. He's on the way to a full recovery. And so I was reading |
| 0:38.5 | the article about Justin Bieber touring. And that got me thinking about his wife, Haley, who I like |
| 0:43.1 | very much. Haley, of course, hang on, I'm going to cough. Haley's a supermodel. And earlier this |
| 0:51.0 | summer, you wouldn't know about this guys because you're men. But earlier this summer, Haley declared summer 2020 as glazed donut skin summer. |
| 1:01.5 | And glazed donut skin, just so you all know, is your face with like a dewy sheen. |
| 1:08.2 | Now, if you're Haley Bieber, you look like a glazed donut. If you're the rest of us, you look like a sweaty mess. There's just no getting around it. I mean, I'd be honest. How do you get that look? Is it a spray? Is it a moisturizer? What is it? I think you have to miss yourself. This is how you know you're, this is how you know you're, |
| 1:28.1 | you're doing really well this lifetime. |
| 1:30.0 | When you have to purchase a bottle of fake sweat and missed your face |
| 1:37.3 | to give it that dewy perspiration sheen, |
| 1:40.8 | because there's certainly nothing you're doing to work up an actual sweat. That's, you're living pretty soft, right? When you said glazed donut face, I assume she meant she was going to eat glazed donuts and her face was going to get big because that's what would happen to me. Oh yeah. If I said to you, Max, it's the summer of glazed donut face. I mean I'm eating glazed donuts. Yeah. I didn't think that at all. |
| 2:02.8 | My wife, Mary, has so many beauty products, so many moisturizers. He's always trying these new things. |
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