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Bob & Sheri

I’d Rather Be a Cowboy (Airdate 8/17/2022)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Glazed Donut Face.

Fantasy Wedding Theme.

Morons in the News.


Everyone Needs a Laugh.

The Cost of Books.

Down the Rabbit Hole.


Talkback Callers.

Can You Believe This S***?

Single Guys Need a Pug.


From the Vault.

People Who Hated Their Name.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome, we're back.

0:01.3

It's the Bob and Sherry show with Bob.

0:03.6

You are a delight.

0:05.0

And Sherry.

0:05.6

I am worshipped here.

0:07.1

And now broadcasting from the Palatial Bob and Sherry studios.

0:12.4

It's Bob and Sherry.

0:14.5

I'm not a big old believer or anything, but I was super glad to see Justin Bieber has recovered

0:20.3

and is back on performing again

0:22.6

after that terrible situation where half of his face was paralyzed.

0:27.0

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was really having a tough summer. He's back in action, back on stage.

0:33.1

He looks like he's made, if not a full recovery. He's on the way to a full recovery. And so I was reading

0:38.5

the article about Justin Bieber touring. And that got me thinking about his wife, Haley, who I like

0:43.1

very much. Haley, of course, hang on, I'm going to cough. Haley's a supermodel. And earlier this

0:51.0

summer, you wouldn't know about this guys because you're men. But earlier this summer, Haley declared summer 2020 as glazed donut skin summer.

1:01.5

And glazed donut skin, just so you all know, is your face with like a dewy sheen.

1:08.2

Now, if you're Haley Bieber, you look like a glazed donut. If you're the rest of us, you look like a sweaty mess. There's just no getting around it. I mean, I'd be honest. How do you get that look? Is it a spray? Is it a moisturizer? What is it? I think you have to miss yourself. This is how you know you're, this is how you know you're,

1:28.1

you're doing really well this lifetime.

1:30.0

When you have to purchase a bottle of fake sweat and missed your face

1:37.3

to give it that dewy perspiration sheen,

1:40.8

because there's certainly nothing you're doing to work up an actual sweat. That's, you're living pretty soft, right? When you said glazed donut face, I assume she meant she was going to eat glazed donuts and her face was going to get big because that's what would happen to me. Oh yeah. If I said to you, Max, it's the summer of glazed donut face. I mean I'm eating glazed donuts. Yeah. I didn't think that at all.

2:02.8

My wife, Mary, has so many beauty products, so many moisturizers. He's always trying these new things.

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