I'd happily pay much more for TWITTER if that WEF woman wasn't CEO.
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Wow, what an episode. Today we bid adieu to American Dad who has finally gone woke after deciding to put Roger the horny alien in drag
And, three Canadian men assault "suspected" Bud Light customers and the right responds with bizarre logical leaps but forgets to hide their general amusement
Finally, Elon musk hands the Shire (Twitter) to the Mouth of Sauron (former executive chair of the WEF), and we try to figure out why the richest man on the planet would be hanging out with these elites
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| 0:00.0 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned,. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're all there in barn. Stay tuned. All right. I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:37.7 | And we are Minian Death Cult. |
| 0:39.5 | The world is ending. |
| 0:41.6 | American Dad is responsible. |
| 0:44.6 | And we're documenting it. |
| 0:46.6 | What is up, everybody? |
| 0:48.3 | Thank you for joining us. |
| 0:49.5 | Thank you for tuning in. |
| 0:50.9 | We love you, folks. |
| 0:52.8 | If you got a second, why don't you go ahead and rate and review |
| 0:55.4 | the show on iTunes or whatever you listen to the show. Spotify, I think, we have a perfect |
| 1:00.9 | score on Spotify. Now, you trolls don't, don't hear that and I'll be like, oh, now's my chance |
| 1:06.9 | to be a legend. I can get them down to 4.99 stars. Don't do that. Just another five, |
| 1:12.9 | you know, don't stand out. There's, there's no reason make a name for yourself or to go against |
| 1:17.6 | the grain or anything. Just five stars, please. No, you don't got to do that. You don't go to that. |
| 1:21.1 | You'll, honestly, you'll regret it. People, people leaving four, three three four star reviews you're doing too much you're trying |
| 1:27.7 | too hard it's honestly the whole thing smacks of effort just click five stars yeah you're |
| 1:32.6 | still talking about us and like who who's what's that about um but yeah thank you to |
| 1:38.2 | everybody who has left a review i'll read some of them again eventually i just i didn't plan on |
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