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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before shifting gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone else stretching out and warming up your wife?

Also: In honor of his coronation, we examine some truly funny defenses of the king and his royal family.

While on the subject of repulsive predators, Matt Walsh comes up and we watch the Daily Wire ad they launched to defend him in light of his past comments about teenage fertility and legal adulthood for 16 year-old girls. Not good, Matt!

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0:00.0	Yeah, so this was the ad from the Daily Wire.
0:05.6	There's a reason Matt Walsh is uncancellable, you.
0:09.9	They're talking about your support.
0:11.8	I think most of their support does not come from me.
0:13.9	It comes from other billionaire sources.
0:17.0	But listen to this.
0:19.1	Here we go, baby.
0:21.3	They unearthed a Matt Walsh speaking about teenage pregnancy.
0:27.2	They went after Matt.
0:28.7	He's just speaking about how fertile teenagers are.
0:33.6	This is just science.
0:35.9	I see, I see teenagers passing
0:38.8	surgical steel balls
0:41.5	all the time
0:42.3	oh my God
0:43.2	um
0:45.5	yeah I mean he's
0:47.4	he's the freak who is
0:48.9	obsessed with the genitalia
0:52.1	of children and adults alike.
0:55.0	Uh, no one, it's like, it's no wonder he's fucking also talking about, uh, how, how fertile teen girls are.
1:03.0	It's pregnancy.
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