"I can't wait until I'm a granny and I can pee my pants"
Loose Lips
Meghan Thomas
3.8 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2022
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Sharon and Jorgie are chatting Ellens final show and her reputation in this week's news! They're also taking on an other half who doesn't know how to drive in this week's listener letter, and Jorgie lets us know how excited she is to get old...
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| 0:00.0 | The future is unpredictable at times, that the Open University are the experts in distance learning, |
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| 0:23.0 | The Open University, the future is open. |
| 0:35.0 | Hello everyone and welcome to Looslips with me, Georgie Porter and the wonderful Sharon Carpenter. |
| 0:42.0 | Sharon, how are you on this bank holiday joyous time? |
| 0:46.0 | I am doing great, it's actually Memorial Day out here in America in general. |
| 0:58.0 | So because of that, I'm actually located by a very cool hotel in LA, right? |
| 1:03.0 | I'm all excited about it when I moved here, but now these guys, now that the weather's getting really nice, |
| 1:09.0 | they are pumping their music till 2 o'clock in the morning. |
| 1:16.0 | This is a regular thing at the weekend, Friday and Saturday nights, but it also happened last night, |
| 1:21.0 | because it's Memorial Day and most people don't have to work the next day. |
| 1:25.0 | So I'm like in bed, cursing and blinding. |
| 1:28.0 | They don't know that you work all day and you work a lot and people need to know this. |
| 1:32.0 | You need to sign outside of Dugway, it's not a break for everyone, work people stuff. |
| 1:36.0 | It's like, dammit, I'm just like, okay, the music's really loud, but the worst part about it is always when the bass is really loud. |
| 1:43.0 | The bass is that bass I get to do. |
| 1:45.0 | And your books are coming off your shelves and you're like, yeah! |
| 1:49.0 | Exactly, but that's what you get when you decide to live in a hot area, right? |
| 1:53.0 | And you don't think about what that actually means. |
| 1:56.0 | Yeah, and no one's really like old, old, are they like? |
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