Oh my God, our last episode. This is like... Second to last. Second to last. We'll do that on the Friday one. Okay, sorry. Sorry. Okay. All right. I start. Who starts after eight years? She's already on maternity leave. Hello and welcome back to the U.S. podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? Our second to last episode before. You know, I'm feeling like a countdown on your end. I get that vibe from me that you think I'm like cheering for you to go. No, I'm sad. I'm sad too. Yeah. I don't want you to go. I'm anxious. You're going to be guest hosting with someone who people are going to like more than me. It's just one night. I'm just going to cuddle. No, I'm going to, we haven't, we've been open, we're opening up the relationship. That's right. On the U.S. podcast. You're going to get to try other people. Yeah, you know, listen, I'm sure they're all going to be nice and special. No, I won't. Don't. Don't worry. This show is yours when you're ready to come back at any time. I appreciate it. I, no, you can't be replaced. This is, but no, I'm, like, excited for the baby, like, in my own weird way. Yeah. Like, it's not even mine no i'm like excited for the baby like in my own weird way yeah like it's not even

mine i'm like we got a baby coming like i'm like two babies yeah yeah but like it is exciting i'm kind of like

the craziest part the exciting part it's kind of like and to relate it to dating sure just like, you're single, like, you have no idea what your wife is going to be like, right? No idea. I have no idea what these kids are going to be like. Right. Like, are they going to be cool? Cool? Yeah. Are they going to be, like, are they going to be cute? Are they going to be cool? Like, you just kind of like, are they going to look like Mike or they can look like me? Are they going to like neither of us?

I mean, they do, you do hear the, again, like I get to be stressless and excited. You have to mix in the stress.

Right. You know, like I think as the, this is the joy of being an uncle. Yes,

is all the fun. All the fun. I'm funcle Jared. You know, like, it is all the fun, none of the stress, everything's going to be great. Right. You know, when it's your own, it's like, well, what if this happens? What if that happens? What if this happens? Like, I'm sitting here. Well, that's why, that's how I think about you and your dating life.

Right.

I'm like, just marry someone.

I want to see who it is.

Right.

I want to go to the wedding.

I want to go to the wedding. What if this happens? Like, I'm sitting here. Well, that's how I think about you and your dating life. Right.

I'm like, just marry someone. I want to see who it is.

Right. I want to go to the wedding. I want to go to the, you know, see what happens. Yeah. No, this is absolutely. Like, yeah, just say you don't want a, you know, don't want a relationship. Like, just say you're hooking up.

Right, I'm not in it.

I can give all the advice I want.

This is what this show is.

This is us talking from, you know, Mount, you know, judgment. From our high hill, our high horse. High horse, high hill, whatever. So, no, I, you know, there's so much coming. Yeah. And it's like, is there anything that you're like, what are you doing your last bit of, is there anything that you're getting out of your system now that you're like, I'm doing this now. So because once I'm a mom. I'm having like a lunch with friends. I don't know. It's all very, uh, well, here's like, line of cocaine. If, I mean, if it was just the surrogate, then you could really party.

Being pregnant doesn't kind of limits your like, I'm going to go nuts.

Mike is having a little more fun than me.

Really?

Yes. He went, Miami played last night.

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