Thank you, thank you. Thank you, everybody. And don't forget to tip Rick Hume on your way out.

Good evening, everyone. Earlier, war secretary Pete Higgsath addressed America's top generals and admirals,

where he said that beards would no longer be allowed,

prompting one admiral to ask, what about landing strips?

I was, ugh.

I know.

Heggseth also called it unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals.

He says he'll get them into a regimen of pull-ups, push-ups,

and horrifying imagery that would kill your appetite.

Speaking of, the view hosts were alarmed over why Hegseth is so obsessed with physical

fitness in the military.

They claim that they're fat and out of shape and have no problems repelling men.

Hexeth is also changing boot camp standards saying it should be scary, tough, and disciplined.

So meet your new drill sergeant.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. In Ohio, a 24-year-old illegal immigrant dad was caught posing as a high school kid.

Evidently, authorities knew he was an imposter when they found out he could read

According to a new study friendship can slow down aging in a related story here's Jesse Waters without makeup

He looks like the guy from happy days

Tom Bosley he looks like he looks like the guy from Happy Days. Tom Bosley.

He looks like Tom Bosley.

After a rating spike following his suspension for blaming Charlie Kirk's murder on MAGA,

Jimmy Kimmel lost 64% of his audience.

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