I broke my foot last week while I was on a date and I can't walk for two months straight.

I'm not even joking or exaggerating this.

I think one of my friends gave me an evil lie and that's exactly how it happened.

If you're Middle Eastern or Eastern European, then you know exactly what the F I'm talking about.

So let's get this episode started.

It's Bila Benson, your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for.

But see, welcome to

almost adulting.

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Hi, Bacys.

I'm Vila Benson or Vialetta Benson.

I'm your Russian slash French, I guess.

Big sister, giving you that tough love you and you not want to hear what best believe you're going to need. And welcome to a brand new

almost adulting. I should not be laughing because today's episode is about how I broke my foot.

While on a date, everyone's been dying to know how I broke my foot. I'm going to do a video on it

on Instagram. Wait, sorry.

Rewind. I just took my Adderall and it's kicking in. So rewind. If you're a new listener, thank you so much for joining in. Don't forget to subscribe and tell all your friends that

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all of that if you are returning listener that's crazy kidding obviously i know why because you love me

and i love you too bestie okay so thank you so much for continuing to listen in today's episode

you just don't really know what you have until it's gone and i used to think it had to do with love

but no it has to do with your body parts. Okay? So now that you were tuning in, I did the intro, blah, blah, blah. Also, if you don't want to listen to ads on my podcast, you can always subscribe to my ad-free podcast, which is the link in today's bio. So how do I break my foot? Well, funny story. I was on a date with Bookman. He came to pick me up. We're going to go to dinner and a comedy show. And when he picked me up, normally I have him tell me which outfit he likes more. So this time I already had my outfit picked out, but I couldn't decide on the socks. I know it sounds so silly. And I was like, do you think white socks or black socks? And he said, I think it'll be cuter if you wore black socks with that outfit. And I said, okay, one second, let me change because I was wearing white socks. So I started skipping down the stairs, feeling so happy, so whimsical for being with a man that makes me feel just good about myself. Like he's just such a good boy.

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