⛏️✨ “I AM saying she’s a golddigger” — Kanye’s new iPod. Google’s Kraft-O-Matic. How Sanctions mess with Americans.
The Best One Yet
Nick & Jack Studios
4.6 • 9.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2022
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is Nick. This is Jack. And this is Snacks daily. It is Thursday the new Friday, February 24th. |
| 0:07.6 | TBOI. This is the best one yet. Totally the best pot of wheat ever done. |
| 0:11.8 | Check what's our first story. For our first story, Kanye just dropped a new album. |
| 0:15.4 | It's about the ultimate gold dig. Yeezy is not the musical middleman. |
| 0:19.4 | Our second story is about craft hints, which partnered with Google to create craft |
| 0:24.5 | automatic craft. This thing's gonna tell craft what wild food you're gonna eat by tracking your YouTube. |
| 0:31.1 | Our third and final story. You might be thinking, Russia invaded Ukraine. |
| 0:35.6 | Why didn't sanctions on Russia go further? Well, it's because sanctions don't just hurt Boris the billionaire. |
| 0:40.6 | They also hurt American Joe. Wow. Snackers before we hit that wonderful mix. |
| 0:45.1 | A fantastic mix for a new Friday. Yeah. Thursday is the new Friday. It's |
| 0:49.8 | indispeatable. If so facto Thursday is the new date night. But what if Thursday wasn't just date night? |
| 0:56.7 | Yes, Snackers. What if Thursday was your only date night? Funny thing. |
| 1:01.5 | A new dating app that only lets you date one day per week. And that day is Thursday. |
| 1:08.5 | And that dating app is Thursday. That's the day. It's called Thursday. It's called Thursday. |
| 1:14.4 | Here's the catch. Snackers. You can only date and match on Thursdays on Thursday. The app lies dormant for six days a week. |
| 1:23.8 | Just sitting there. But at the strike of midnight, Wednesday night, the gates open. You can log out and then you have 24 hours to |
| 1:30.6 | swipe and find a match within 24 hours. And when the sun rises Friday morning, the app wipes itself clean and |
| 1:37.8 | lies dormant again for six more days like Cinderella. The ball is over. Go home Thursday has created a false sense of scarcity. |
| 1:46.3 | Oh, they absolutely have because if you only had one night to date, Jack, you're going to go full ham on this thing. |
| 1:52.0 | You're not going to waste time with ghost and Greg or maybe Madeline. No, no, no, you're going to shoot your shot with a shot where |
| 1:57.8 | shooting. This is your one shot. You're not just getting a dollar slice of beer and a dollar burger. No, you're not. |
| 2:03.1 | You're going to toss on a tux maybe a full length gown. You're going all out. What are you doing Monday? You're busy. How about Tuesday or Wednesday? |
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