I Am Not Iron Man
The Chipping Forecast
Soft Ears Media
4.9 • 718 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
How do we find consistency in golf? That is the question vexing Eddie at the moment after his trip to Australia where he led during the Australian Open, yet still failed to make the weekend. Remarkably, driving is the only part of his game which is offering permanent satisfaction and he has moved on to Dubai to find some answers. Or just lie in the sun.
The trio also wonder if, or how, the Australian Open could become a major as well as interpreting dreams, talking about Norwegian supermarkets and deciding who are the anti-Spaniards.
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| 0:00.0 | It's time now for the Chipping Forecast. |
| 0:29.8 | This is where we will find out who Ian will be playing his next game of golf with. |
| 0:35.1 | Gaz or Kev, that's the big draw. |
| 0:36.8 | In about seven hours' time, we'll get around to that we're going to be |
| 0:39.1 | assisted by Big John who will |
| 0:41.8 | shout Bosch occasionally |
| 0:43.2 | musical performances from |
| 0:45.2 | Shwadi Wadi and the Wurzels |
| 0:46.4 | before the main part of the episode though we're going to be |
| 0:49.2 | awarding the inaugural TCF |
| 0:50.7 | Peace Prize for no discernible reason |
| 0:53.3 | we're down to a short list of three of |
| 0:55.6 | Stalin, Pol Pot, and Ripper Stebson from Grange Hill. So that'll be exciting to find out who's |
| 1:02.5 | going to win that one. Hi, Eddie. Where are you? Hello, I'm in Dubai, actually. |
| 1:11.0 | That's good. Yeah. How's life in the UK? I feel quite out of touch. I'm still in Australia at times, |
| 1:16.8 | so if I'm a bit jaded, then that's why. That's the only reason why, is it? |
| 1:20.7 | Well, there's probably more than one reason. But how's life in the UK? I don't know. How is it, |
| 1:25.3 | Ian? It's actually, this morning. It's quite, it's |
| 1:28.0 | sort of sunny, but it's just, it's just wet and windy and garbage this time of year. So, |
| 1:35.9 | but I'm going to, but I am this week going to be, Mr. Positivity. So, really? Yeah. Excellent. |
| 1:44.1 | Excellent. Excellent. |
| 1:44.7 | Well, do you know how I got lessons from on that? |
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