Okay, I got to make sure that we're podcasting because Kristen has the cutest jeans on.

And obviously, they're so cute.

And they're free people.

Free people.

Which I am not endorsing that brand.

I would like you guys to know.

I have never bought more clothes and returned more clothes.

Are those my glasses?

Yep, I just got caught.

I just, you know what?

I just was looking for a pair of readers.

I thought they were my mother-in-laws because she likes really round ones.

I just, I found these. I put them on my face. You guys, watch this on YouTube, okay? Because then you get to see Kristen's cute-ass pants. They do? Yeah. Okay. And they, so I've been telling Kristen, I love this stylist that you started following on Instagram. And she's giving me the blank stare right now. Again, watch on watch on uh wait did I say you can watch this on Instagram I might YouTube geez I'm so I think I know

where to all right okay this Ross creative stylist I love these jeans and they're free people

yeah you've been trying to find those listen I've been trying to get a good deal on those jeans. Me and free people have this. This is my experience. I go in. The shirts are hoochy. There's only two stores next to me, literally in my neighborhood. Hey, you want to. Urban outfits and free people. Both of those are way, those are young, those are young boobs going in there. If I need a crop top and a vibrator, I'm going to run into urban outfitters. Exactly. If I need a shirt with just lace on the back of it and I'm going to free people. Like I'm a like I'm a, like I'm a bougie burning man. Help me out. So I go, I go in because I'm like, need stuff for the road or whatever. and I'm like, I'm going to buy a new pair of jeans. And so I went in and I found a pair of free people jeans that I do like. But can I tell you, I have easily bought 50 different shirts, dresses, crap. And I get in the store and I don't know what magic. I go in the mirror and I'm like, well, that's kind of cool and edgy and cool different.

And then I get home and I'm like, what fucking planet are you on that you're going to show side boob?

Here's how I know.

She gives it to me.

Yeah, I hate free people.

I've got that one gray top of yours.

Also, they did the stupid shorts, the ones where I made a comment and it went viral what's up yeah the

freaking bikini jeans yeah the bikini jeans I'm like you I will make fun of free people because

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