“I AM A SPEED DEMON”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

A deaf man calls in to explain how boredom after sobriety has gotten him into driving his motorcycle dangerously fast down the highway. It was a really good call. I hope he finds something else to do. Then we transport to the streets outside a Burger King in Brisbane, Australia to talk to a person who is worried about spirits getting in their head and a very drunk guy who just got out of prison. I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today. I am a gecko. Full Brisbane video here.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:03.0	What's up, Defi? What's going on with you?
0:05.0	Nothing. I just moved back to Chicago from Alaska.
0:10.0	And I thought it was funny that you said Alaska is not a state that is a city.
0:15.0	You lived in Alaska you said.
0:18.0	Yes sir.
0:20.0	Okay. What were you doing over there?
0:22.0	I was working on automobiles and tires.
0:27.0	And doing drugs.
0:30.0	What kind of drugs do they have in Alaska?
0:33.4	They got a lot.
0:36.4	Everything you can think of.
0:37.4	A lot of psychedelic ecstasies, a lot of hard drugs with methamphetamine.
0:45.0	Okay, were you doing like, were you doing the hard drugs or just the party ones?
0:50.0	I were doing all of them, sir.
0:52.0	Okay. Are you still doing them? I'm doing all of them sir. Ah, okay.
0:53.7	Are you still doing them?
0:55.6	Oh, no, sir.
0:56.4	I am, uh, I'm 23, clean.
0:59.6	Nice, nice.
1:03.0	I still mop weed though don't get me wrong.
1:06.0	Okay. What did you did you get clean when you moved to Chicago?
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